You're so lucky you don't need to work!! Rutter Leatham Father, who fed the small sparrows, Give us our bread and feed our brothers. Huge Hugs bitches, Katie To:
If you are having the event in a hotel, then many are used to doing these, and they have a program which you can add to or deduct from. They often have their own Master of Ceremonies which is also handy. I think that you should check that the Venue has a Toastmaster for the Occasion. Most do or know one to hire. He or she will guide you through the plan for the evening. Generally the MC will do the following:. If you feel you can get by without one ask the DC of the lodge to do it for you.
My wife nearly had kittens doing her reply to the Ladies Toast but she was brilliant and you will be the same too. Remember, everyone watching and listening is on your side. Short and thankfull is all it has to be. Not being the most confident of speakers I worried an awful lot on the run up to our weekend. I spoke with the gentlemen at Square Events who organised our weekend and he furnished me with a selection of suggested speeches which I could elobarate on.
The template enabled me to flesh out a good speech and although I still shook throughout delivering the speech it was well received. The speech, the weekend and in particular the organisation by Square Events were all first class.
I enjoyed myself far more than I thought I would! Sounds wierd but always got a laugh. There is a really useful book now available that gives lots of advice and some examples of talks for Ladies Night. They are two Masons wives who wanted to write something that would make the whole thing simpler!
It will also be livestreamed as well! May 8, Subject:. Love is in the Air. We are very grateful March 4, Subject: January 24, Subject: December 7, Subject: SO as everyone knows New Years Eve is my signature event!!!
In years past, I would have been sending out save-the-dates in the early spring. But I actually have some news! November 4, Subject: I thought Orange is the New Black was a great choice at the end. I'm sorry for being bitchy about it that night and the 30 days prior to Halloween but the holidays always stress me out: Most recently in this series: This installment has been brought to you by a generous donation from Toast reader Saskia Deerson.
You are not a monster like these people. October 4, Subject: Skip to the top of the page , search this site , or read the article again. Here's to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend. The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful. May you be as happy in life as me and eh Slainte chuig na fir, agus go mairfidh na mna go deo.
And may they continue to do so! May your liquor be cold, May your women be hot. And may your troubles slide off of you slicker than snot. May you look back fifty years from now and agree that today was the worst day of your married life. Here's to women's kisses, and to whiskey, amber clear; not as sweet as a woman's kiss, but a darn sight more sincere!
Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer-and another one! Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all that we will know for truth Before we grow old and die. I lift the glass to my mouth, I look at you and I sigh.
But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another. I was strolling down the street in drunken pride, But my knees were all aflutter, So I landed in the gutter, And a pig came up a lay down by my side. She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.
Hey Ladies! We're so excited to show our book cover here for the first time, and wanted to do a special Hey Ladies as a thank you to our fellow Toasties. Jan 15, · A LADIES TOAST (Or Words of Wisdom to the Brethren) W.H.G. Redfern When you are getting ready To go out to a do These words of worldly wisdom I would like to offer you. A ladies night speech is a time to toast that amazing gender, whether that toast comes from a guest speaker or simply from you, extolling the virtues and finding a 'feel good' factor. Our ladies night speeches cover many possibilities, but at their heart they are warm and inspiring.